Season 1 2023 Final Results
Contgratulations to our Grand Final winner and League Champion: James Cardno with his Mount Roskill Murder Bulls!
Thanks to James for putting together this little match report:
“Hashut the god of fire, greed and tyranny demanded more sacrifices in return for his divine patronage. This week he gave the Chaos Dwarfs a gift in the form of a powerful daemonsmith able to conjure great fireballs and even turn prancing elves into frogs (an improvement in some coaches eyes).
So it’s was the the return matchup for the Mount Roskill Murder Bulls against the Agile Badgers at full strength. Fearing Hashut’s thirst for vengeance and suffering the Chorfs forgot about the ball kicked to them and caused a classic first block casualty on a hapless line elf. This followed with a turn two casualty forcing the apothecary to patch up early with his magical sponge. With dwindling numbers the elves managed to sack the bull centaur with the ball and force a risky recovery from the MVP of the league and Hashut’s chosen Bill the Murder Bull. Living up to his reputation he secured possession and survived a desperate uphill stripball to lead 1-0 at the end of the first half.
The second half started with the elves securing the ball but leaving the tiniest of holes for a sprinting Bull to take advantage and not only sack the ball carrier but cause another turn one casualty.
Rushing forward to secure possession the Chorfs left themselves exposed to some classic elf ball where a line elf dodged through and passed long to a waiting catcher who disappeared outside of reach. The Daemonsmith appeared and zapped that catcher into a frog as the Corfs desperately tried to stop the recovery. It was all in vain however as the Agile Badgers lived up to their name and levelled it at 1-1 leaning the Chorfs 3 turns to score.
Some Elven snaked dice and some plucky Bull Centaur handoffs left a turn 16 sprinting blitz to the line which happened to kill a catcher on the way. The MVP Bill secured the victory for the Murder Bulls with a murderous touchdown.
Murder Bulls 2-1 Agile Badgers 5-1 on casualties.
Great fun game with Isaac who had some wicked dice come his way.”